Is this the "chav" I keep hearing about?

"ACESandEIGHTS" (acesandeights) 11/24/2014 at 17:46 • Filed to: Geezer looking at me funny?

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For Sweden > ACESandEIGHTS 11/24/2014 at 17:47

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Needs more base French hatchback.

KirkyV > For Sweden 11/24/2014 at 17:58

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Hey! There's nothing chavvy about base French hatchbacks, that's ridiculous!

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DON'T LOOK OVER HERE!

Evil-B > ACESandEIGHTS 11/24/2014 at 17:59

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hahaha, pretty much nailed it.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > For Sweden 11/24/2014 at 18:00

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Na chavs mostly have Corsas. The rich ones get a brand new 1.2 sxi. Gutless but it has a factory bodykit so to them it's a race car.

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > ACESandEIGHTS 11/24/2014 at 18:08

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KirkyV > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 11/24/2014 at 18:12

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While I would very much prefer to hand this dishonour, in its entirety, to the entirely execrable Corsa, I'd feel dishonest if I didn't point out that my car's rebadged twin, particularly in VTR form, was nothing short of a god to those low on brains and high on chains.

(Still a good car, though—I'd have had one by now if I didn't have the patience to wait to be able to insure something faster... Like a GTi/VTS.)

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > KirkyV 11/24/2014 at 18:14

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The thing is most of the saxos are dead now, so while it was their car of choice you don't tend to see them as much anymore. Corsas however are still common as muck.

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > ACESandEIGHTS 11/24/2014 at 18:20

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As an American, I owe everything I know about chavs to a huge stack of old Viz magazines belonging to a professor of mine who came from England.

ranwhenparked > ACESandEIGHTS 11/24/2014 at 21:07

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Yes, that would be it. Its a unique British fusion of a redneck and a wigger that somehow actually works out to be even worse than the sum of its parts.

JACU - I've got bonifides. > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username 11/25/2014 at 00:48

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Geez... They kinda' all look alike don't they?

ACESandEIGHTS > ranwhenparked 11/25/2014 at 09:17

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Yeah, I kinda guessed at that description. What an unfortunate combination. Hopefully, in true ironic fashion, they antagonize the minorities whose fashions, behavior, music they poorly mimic. The horrifying thing I'm sure would be to encounter as a tourist these asshats before realizing who and what they are.

ranwhenparked > ACESandEIGHTS 11/25/2014 at 09:37

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From what I understand, they mainly hang out in McDonald's parking lots and harass elderly customers coming in and out.